Yesterday was awesome. Didn't start out that way, but it sure ended that way.
So in the morning I had to help my dad with random shit that's a waste of my life. No surprises there. I was supposed to meet Chris early at the beach to go surfing but my stupid rooftop rack straps snapped so that was a no go. I picked up Kevin and we just brought our boogie boards. It turned out to be a blessing in disguise because parking was horrendous at Moonlight Beach. We ended up parking (what Kevin called) a mile away, and as I got out of the car I just realized I parked right in front of a mortuary. Just my luck. Anyways, if I had to carry my monstrous 8'6" longboard all that distance I would have died.
So we got to the beach, found Chris, and went boogie boarding. The waves sucked. I caught one good one and that's pretty much it. More people came, yay. For some reason I can't remember the exact order of events, but it was pretty much just chillin at the beach and the water. The really fun stuff happened around sunset anyways...
So Taylor, Lara and I walk over to the volleyball courts where everybody is playing. There are a couple of little kids on the court which I thought was weird, and we just saw them kicking sand at Corey and other people. Alright... Somebody serves the volleyball, and BAM! Kevin spikes it right into one of the little brats' faces! And the other stupid girls are like "OMGGGG she has Down syndrome!" She did not. People with trisomy 21 have very distinctive facial features, none of which this girl showed. She was just plain retarded.
And of course, everybody's like oohhh snap. I'm pretty sure he didn't do it on purpose because he would need to have excellent aim and reflexes to be able to spike it into her face. She was alright, it just hit her on the temple/side of the head. So the other little girls are like "FUCK YOUUUUUU!!!!!!" and walk off. Everybody starts playing volleyball again. Then one of the little girls comes back and starts flipping us off some more and saying FU and whatnot. That's cute. Not. Then they leave, and come back, and I started filming since i had my camera on me haha. It's on YouTube, my username is pagadorq. Find it! It was some pretty stupid stuff. One little girl comes over and starts unbuttoning her vest and she's like "Wanna see a magic trick?" and we thought she was going to strip so we were pretty much all ready to barf. But no, she just flips the bird again and says fuck you some more. Alright. Then all the party people come over and basically surround the little girls who think they're so cool for flipping off high schoolers. We just talked to them, nothing violent. One claimed to be a freshman at LCC, but another one ratted her out. Haha stupid. Blah blah blah more stupid girls talking. Then we left because they got boring in addition to ugly.
It was prettttty funny. "Wanna see a magic trick?" will appear so many times during band banquet for sure...
Lara asked me for a ride home, so we headed back to my car. I thought I was going the right way, but apparently forgot to take a turn haha. After getting lost, I decided to ask an old guy jogging if he knew how to get onto Melrose. He said he'd walk us over. How nice of him! I bet Lara thought she was going to get raped, but he was in the viagra-dependent age group, so no worries there. We got home alright, and even before 11. Woo.
If I had the time, I would plan like 5 bonfires over the summer. They're so fun! I hope other people do it though. I have to enjoy my last summer in San Diego!
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i saw the beach bitches video... it was hilarious!!
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